Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.

Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!

by Party Catz January 7, 2013

Dick sex

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis

Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob

by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020

The Dick Tully

When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.

Performing "The Dick Tully" requires great athleticism and a slut with a loose, floppy cunt.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

tabby dick

a guy who can't get his dick up

Melony: "How'd last night go?"

Cassandra: "Fucking sucked. He's a tabby dick"

by fckfuckfuckfuckyu August 31, 2010

slick dick son of a bitch

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.

That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

by Methcunt November 29, 2010

Dirty Dick Dylan

A hairy wolf beast that penetrates a woman raw then proceeds to penetrate another woman with the same undressed cock on which the previous woman's juices still reside.

Dirty Dick Dylan once used a rubber..... Just kidding no he didn't.

by KittyCat69 May 13, 2014