Dong Kicking

The act of kicking someone in his Dong.

"Man, I gave Wattie a fucking dong kicking last night."

by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs October 4, 2008

Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 5, 2022

The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.

Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk

by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024

alvin dong

A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)

Alvin Dong exclaimed "I'm being raped!!!"

by alvin dong September 23, 2024

Dong

A reverse big peepee

Your dong is small

by Zxa March 19, 2019

Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.

1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong

by Arithmitic February 25, 2022

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023