Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

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The Real Diamond Cutter

When one with no big toes moves both feet inward, connect 2nd toes inwards to reveal a diamond shape due to lack of toes.

Man did you see that guy on the beach, he had the real diamond cutter going on.

by The Hamster Wheel November 8, 2025

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put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

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