Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

distributer

A part on an engine that makes engine start

Someone that make something or a company

You have no distributer on your car, thats why its not starting

I am a distributer because I own a well known company

by Savannah .T. March 28, 2017

distika

In the most basic sense of the word; cunt. Sometimes also used as a euphemism for "dick sticker".

"oh god, don't be such a Distika bruv!"

by Issastranger March 31, 2017

distancer

the one who zoom something. if you zoom a something, the sub parts of the thing will distance each other.

as a distancer, could you please explain the difference between the words tall and high.

by DISTANCER July 7, 2017

distubulated

A extreme feeling of disgust or anger

Bob: IM DISTUBULATED
Jim: why?

Bob: THEY DRANK MY PISS

by Blackidak August 17, 2017

Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017

distractula

An easily distracted blood sucker with no regard for anything other than themself

The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.

by ovsooner September 29, 2017