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anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
mugGet the anal crackingmug.

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.
by starla25 February 8, 2012
mugGet the pageant crackmug.

eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
mugGet the eggs are crackingmug.

Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..
When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.
by birdydb June 27, 2018
mugGet the Black Crackmug.

crack tattoo

tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.
that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.
by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015
mugGet the crack tattoomug.

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.
Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!
by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015
mugGet the crack mousemug.

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