Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
Get the anal crackingmug. Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.
by starla25 February 8, 2012
Get the pageant crackmug. You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
Get the eggs are crackingmug. A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..
by birdydb June 27, 2018
Get the Black Crackmug. tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.
by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015
Get the crack tattoomug. Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!
by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015
Get the crack mousemug. 