clown shoes

(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.

"Don't listen to him, he's utterly clown shoes."

by PlagueHeart May 23, 2007

clown face

The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.

I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.

by Oswaldo Sanchez May 1, 2006

Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008

ass clown

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

by mike strauber February 6, 2004

ass clown

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

by zoldrin February 25, 2004

Ask clown

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.

As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.

by BAMF613 February 24, 2019

booty clown

A woman with extra silicone injected in her lips and buttocks who applies copius amounts of makeup and wears two piece matching sweatsuits with Addidas flip-flops. Often seeing berating nail salon workers so they can get a discount.

The booty clown snapped her fingers in Cheng's face because her nail chipped on the tab of her Monster just two hours after he worked on her.

by doonkune April 20, 2019