anal cheese

unidentifiable substance in your anus

you have some nasty anal cheese

by paddleball29 July 29, 2008

toe cheese

The soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. Only takes one day of not bathing to accumulate.

by Pat Schulz November 4, 2003

cut the cheese

(v.) To fart.

Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.

by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

Knob Cheese Toasty

The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.

Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.

by pard0x November 12, 2009

left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.

Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!

by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006

fromunda cheese

Fromunda cheese is a forumula built up from ball sweat and butt juice. this occurs when u dont clean from under the balls. It smells like a mixture of old expired mustard and fetta. Depending on how long its brewed up...it looks like humus, otherwise its sticky, smelly and liquidy. but if it stays caked, you could whip up a fromunda cheese cake...:0

A healthy late night snack would be some festered up fromunda cheese w/ crackers, or instead of butter use fromunda, it wont burn or stick to the pan when u make fromunda grilled cheese, same applies to fromunda cheese omelets....yummmmmmmmm!

by Vivian M. July 13, 2006

vagina cheese

clumpyness of secretions from the pussy when not kept clean or trimmed.

bitch get yo' vagina cheese out my face

by kn33nah January 29, 2003