rare cat

A strange individual, who will often be highly opinionated with crazy out there ideas on the world, these individuals can often be found telling those less informed cretins any and every specific detail about all subjects (they are after all always better informed than you), they can often be spotted with strange hipster goatees and ill fitting leather jackets

Yeh that guy at the bar last night spouting the racist diatribe was a rare cat.

by GP_Ghost January 16, 2012

Judgey Cat

Someone who looks at you critically, judges you, and deems you unworthy the way a cat does.

God, quit looking at me like that, Judgey Cat. I can skip class if I want to!

by v-raptor February 26, 2011

Angelic Cat

When A photo is taken with angelic lighting in the background, usually taken at sunset. Always taken outdoors, can't be taken indoors, not possible. Indoor attempts at angelic cats result in the photo making you look like a French Chef.

person 1 "Woah Look at this Angelic Cat!"
person 2 "THAT is super angelic lighting"
person1"did you see person 3 tried to take one indoors?"
person 2 "Yeah! she looks like a retarded chef!"

by yellowwww October 13, 2011

Streamwood cat

Skunk

"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"

by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011

Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

cat gangs

It’s a gang for cats that do all sorts of things like play poker smoke cigars play pool and darts in their club house some of them wear fedoras and they like drinking whiskey they tend to be quite troublesome for the cat police

Cat 1 : bruh you don’t wanna mess with him

Cat 2 : why bruh

Cat 1 : he’s in a cat gang bruh

Cat 1 : and you know what they do in cat gangs bruh...

by InsovietRussiacatsareingangs January 2, 2019