The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014
Get the Canadian Moose Plattermug. This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.
Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
Get the The Canadian Knuckle Bustermug. by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020
Get the Canadian fire sexmug. A snowplough.
by bzmummy May 11, 2016
Get the Canadian lawn mowermug. by Ddubs September 30, 2014
Get the Canadian rough ridermug. The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
Get the Canadian Moose partymug. Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021
Get the Canadian Double Tapmug.