Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.

I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.

by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018

crack milk

similar to being "oily." to be better than the rest. used the same as the word "sick."

"yo that movie was crack milk"
"yo these shoes are crack milk"

by alex aka i got more dimes then that sprint lady August 7, 2007

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

crack cheeks

the right way to say “ass cheeks” on roblox

my money don’t jiggle jiggle like my crack cheeks do

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle September 24, 2011

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012