donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

blasted

other word for high.

dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.

by xDSMILE February 17, 2010

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Blasted

When you roast a nigga down

He was talked about so much he cant take anymore ne has been blasted

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Baja Blasting

Aggressively fingering a butthole on a beach in the Caribbean.

My girl isn't ready for sex yet, but she's always down for a baja blasting.

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

sapper blast

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.

Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.

Bend over, here it comes again.

Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!

by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021