proxy beef

when u hate someone because your friend hates them

Linda: i hate that bitch sally bc she slept with my ex
Susan: omg in that case, i hate her too and now we have proxy beef

by Coolcat11:11 April 18, 2023

beef eater

common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of muff, sweet muff.

to the bar lady:

"i'll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?"

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Beef Cupcakes

beef curtains

A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank

You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.

by alislutwhorebag August 27, 2007

little beef

A kid at our school who is a complete fag and likes to lazy Stephen himself and has a poodongall the time. He cant seem to control himself and his want for manpoon. He watches a movie with mike's mom in it all the time. But he still craves the manpoon.

Look there goes Little Beef.

by The Blob January 20, 2005

porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

by mehsef;ohuin October 13, 2009

Beef javerla

someone who eats lots of beef then farts on his hand and has a wank with that hand

look he just farted on his hand yuck it smells of beef and now he's jerking off he must be a beef javerla

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

beef whip

a common Euphemism to decribe ones penis

"yo dave did you get with boris last night"
"yeah man gave him a crack with my beef whip"

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006