only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time

boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing

by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022

Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Sack Breath

Someone who has major dog breath and it smells as though they’ve been licking their own scrotum. Hence, producing a “from-unda” type sack breath, so bad it would cause even “Broom-Hilda” (1,500 year old cigar 🚬smoking, beer 🍺 guzzling, and cheeseburger eating witch) to cringe at the foul stench.

“Even stink would say that stinks, he’s got major “Sack Breath!”

by DirtySanchez2010 August 10, 2024

Pigeon breathe

The smell of a friends breathe that smells of complete shit and makes you want to throw up immediately

Did you smell braedens breathe?
Yes, he’s had pigeon breathe for weeks now

by Kisnics January 11, 2021

Batty breathe

When someone doesn't know how to spell batty breath so they say batty breathe

"I will now perform my strongest defense batty breathe strength"
"Get a whiff of the batty breathe"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Marseilles.

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 7, 2021