National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.

“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving

by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021

The Breath Of Versailles.

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The Breath Of Versailles.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call rapists.

Dude 1: Hey bro, are you a rapist?
Dude 2: Hell yes, bro, I am "The Breath Of Versailles".

by TheGravelOfAVersaillian December 28, 2024

Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.

"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025

Paramore Breath

When you’re a hardcore Paramore fan and you eat chicken on Fridays and Spaghetti on Saturdays

Dude, I can’t come into work today. I’ve got a serious case of Paramore Breath.

by SimDevoSlipknot February 5, 2018

don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member

Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry

by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017