varsity blues

Varsity Blues is a timeless movie in which a second string quarterback Jonathan Moxon (James Van Der Beek) suddenly must take the spotlight after starting QB Lance Harbor (Paul Walker) suffers a career-ending knee injury. Along with his rowdy bunch of teammates, “Mox” must live up to the fierce expectations of antagonistic head coach Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight) and secure a Texas division title

Guy1: “Aye what we watching tonight?”
Guy 2: “What the fuck do you think? An American Classic, Varsity Blues!”
Guy 1: “Damn fucking straight!”

by makeouthill420 December 30, 2019

blue anus

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.

My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.

by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018

Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.

Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.

by DevilAnse October 15, 2020

Blue Jay

Blue Jays are magnificent birds, native to Northern Hemisphere. They are held sacred by Native American tribes as messengers and bringers of light 💡

Boy: Did you see that Blue Jay!
Girl: Yeah! It took flight! 🌸

by Cuccigang July 17, 2018

blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005

Blues death

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.

"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."

by Guy Lazarus March 5, 2006

blue smoothie

Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.

"Hey man! Through me another Blue Smoothie!"

"AWWW FUCK!"

by FrankNStein October 22, 2007