Beastiality

Fucking something that is alive (technically or otherwise) but not a person.

Fucking an Assburger is beastiality.

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

bedtime porn

ASMR ( listening to it before/while sleeping)

ASMR is bedtime porn

by 035173 November 29, 2021

Modus Beastiae

Loosely translated to Beast Mode in latin

Stop annoying me or else i will get Modus Beastiae in here!

by smithdog10 July 1, 2010

Rage Basting

Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.

Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).

You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)

The more rage basting = More rage.

by Double God August 11, 2010

Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.

- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!

by trikespotter November 26, 2011

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013

beast beating

to use use bigger items like a pipe wrench or sledge hammer to kill or obliterate bigger animals like, moose, black bear, brown bear, hippo, armadillo, and my favorite to beat alligators.

hey Gilbert wanna go beast beating i found a pack of hippos.

fuck yea Tyler i will grab my sledge hammer and we can go beast beating.

by gilbertwood November 14, 2017