beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018

Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

Beaver-tail'n

When heat accumulates in the lower region of your nutsack causing testicle to fan out in a beaver tail type fashion

Hey Jon-michael can you turn the fan on im really Beaver-tail'n right now

by Cuch October 14, 2011

beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018

beaver

justin bieber

ME: *Look's at a beaver* OMG, ALEYNA LOOK, THERE'S JUSTIN BIEBER
ALEYNA: OMG!!!

by Kyo Choi December 5, 2016

Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024