healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.

oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.

by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017

Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Attacking the Death Star

Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.

Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star

Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?

Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.

by xyulie January 22, 2018

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

fall-back attack

when someone suddenly backs off after realising they are in a situation they can't handle.

Joe had a fall-back attack and ran from the fight after he realised how big the other guy was.

Skydiver1: I didn't think we'd be up this high.

Skydiver2: I can't jump. I think I'm having a fall-back attack.

by St. Kae May 8, 2009

Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011

Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.

"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"

by Stan Key Bousi May 12, 2020