deez apples

synonymous with "deez nutz".

Hey there biatch, why don't you bob for deez apples.

by George Pooney April 15, 2008

Soggy apples

When you are having sex and the girls cum drips down the boys balls making them nice and wet.

John: "omg, last night Jennifer gave me soggy apples! It was amazinggggg!"

by B and B's August 15, 2016

Caramel Apple

Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.

Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!

by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005

Apple Girl

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Apple. She loved apples. That's it.

Banana: Apple Girl stole all my apples!
Peach: Yeah, she robbed the grocery store for apples yesterday. There isn't any proof she did it, but cmon, who else would?

by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 24, 2020

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016

Apple juice

Apple juice means edgy , because apple juice is edgy just like edgy#4536 from discord , and we Stan edgy so therefore apple juice is edgy

And besides edgy is addicted to apple juice and she’s the queen so why not make apple juice mean edgy ? 🤪

Conspiracy theory confirmed

I’m so Apple juice guys yeet

by Verenya-senpai June 9, 2019