deez apples

synonymous with "deez nutz".

Hey there biatch, why don't you bob for deez apples.

by George Pooney April 15, 2008

apple day

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.

"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"

by Anthony Dig. June 18, 2008

Soggy apples

When you are having sex and the girls cum drips down the boys balls making them nice and wet.

John: "omg, last night Jennifer gave me soggy apples! It was amazinggggg!"

by B and B's August 15, 2016

Caramel Apple

Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.

Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!

by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005

Apple Crumble

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.

This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

by BigMuscleBill May 20, 2022

Little Apples

Little Apples, if somebody belittled you you would say little apples, if you're playing cards or anything you would say little apples if somebody played the wrong card, it's more of a broad term" it's an Irish term and the full term means little apples will grow again"

"Basically if you Pull little apples off an apple tree they will grow back bigger and better and that's pretty much what it is karma"

It is also kind of used as a comedic threat you made me pick up 5 cards I'll get you back

Person1: I got five lollipops and you only have one

Person2: Little Apples (there aunt arrives with a big bag of lolly pops just for them)

by Dementia June 23, 2020