Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021

Clicky Tops

A pen that unsheathes its point by clicking the button at the top.

Clicky Tops suck less than spinny bottoms.

by Kygon August 15, 2010

greedy top

Gay male term. Sexually, a gay guy who treats other guys the same way that the worst straight guys treat women, as objects whose pleasure is secondary. The kind of guy, who after receiving a blow job, asks if it were good for you. Basically, everyone's worst sexual partner.

Kieran's such a greedy top that he just got up and left after he came.

by attyrobert November 9, 2020

Sammi On Top!

This is a sign of power... you should give your whole stash to him.

Sammi On Top!! What does that mean? Power!

by TheStrizzle March 31, 2021

hoe top

a hoe's signature top that they wear that makes them feel confident

I want to get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

dominant top

A term in the gay community used to describe a sexually aggressive male during sex who does what he wants, often without permission, and gets away with it on their submissive partner. In extreme cases, they become a “toxic top” and are often sadistic.

That dominant top choked me last night while railing me, spat on my face, and then said “I love you bitch boy”. It was hot!

by Moosetwink July 14, 2023

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020