cleavage monster

When a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage.

Omg Luke's a Cleavage Monster for buying that tank top.

by Monster Horse Cock Daniel June 2, 2016

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

monster boy

Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!

"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"

by DangerousAntony October 29, 2009

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012

boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

by BEAN93x December 17, 2010

Salt monster

When someone is being really crabby and salty

Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party

by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021

pug-monster

An endearing term for a person who is cute, lovable and resembles a pug.

Synonym for pug (breed of dog)

I love you pug-monster!

She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.

Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.

by NoraS December 30, 2007