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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
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Jesse’s are rhythmic horn dogs through and through. They love anal and don’t mind the smell of poo. Artistic and crafty they can paint a self portrait on your ass with their cob candy. If you know a Jesse give him a handy, you won’t regret it. So get on your knees and he’ll aim to please.
by KnowerOfAllThatIsKnown June 8, 2021
Get the Jesse mug.Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.
by bunnybearr November 23, 2022
Get the Jesse mug.Is one of the hottest boys you’ll ever meet. Has blue or green eyes. Likes jewelry and shoes. He is nice, funny, smart. Can be a trouble maker. He is a lovable person. If get a chance to date a Jesse you should stay with him. Can have a cold heart. Likes music. Short when he’s little a tall when gets older. All the girls want him. He don’t even have to talk to them and they already want him. Has a big dick🍆 . Can treat a girl right. A very good kisser. Wants to be rich. Likes sports. Loyalty person. Would never cheat on anybody but if you break his heart he will be dispersed.
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