stage 9 clinger

Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed

- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition

- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.

They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.

Stage 9

Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣

~ submitted by Hcurlylocks
Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.

Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)
by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020
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9/12 Joke

An offensive joke that is entirely way too soon.
"What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?"
- The New York Jets.

"What do the South Pole and Virginia Tech have in common?"
- They're both -32.

"9/12 Joke!!! ... too soon!!!!"
by birth control November 15, 2009
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9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
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engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids
'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'
by robj22 June 20, 2005
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9 toes down

9 toes down is when your commitment is at a 100% and confirmed, but if you happen to flake at last minute you cannot get mad at the person who gave you the 9 toes down.
Chris: Hey Ronald McMoney?

McMoney: sup?
Chris: you swear you showin' to my party this saturday got a lot of babes coming.
McMoney: yeah bro! I'm 9 toes down.
by Old School Runescape Player September 17, 2017
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John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.
by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023
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9 year old

Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."
by ReloadzzRenegade October 17, 2019
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