Sexual Relationship

Something that I will never have. Actual definition: a relationship that revolves around having sex + sexual desires and fantasies.

They entered into a sexual relationship.

by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023

Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

aldi sexual

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house

Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual

by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021

NOAH sexual

This is when you like people thats is named Noah and Noah only
LIke omg his so sexy when his name is Noah like omg fuck me

I love people that is Noah sexual

by alallalallalalal December 1, 2021

sexual failure

You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking

Nice job honey you missed you are a sexual failure

by I love wasting time December 1, 2021

Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021