Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.

Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.

by The Game, You Lost It March 1, 2010

v-tard

General officer (usually USAFNG) that doesn't follow the advice of his trusted staff officers, violates ethics laws, and subsequently gets himself fired.

Did you see what that V-tard did today?

by just another staff officer June 24, 2011

Ultra tard

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets

e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard

by Dykesie9491 December 9, 2008

tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011

Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge

"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard

by grzly December 23, 2009

Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.

Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.

by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006