(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.
by PlagueHeart May 23, 2007
Get the clown shoesmug. The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.
by Oswaldo Sanchez May 1, 2006
Get the clown facemug. somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 6, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.
by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008
Get the Clown Carmug. (ás kloun) n.:
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
by zoldrin February 25, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 5, 2019
Get the Clown carmug. This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".
It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.
He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
by BAMF613 February 24, 2019
Get the Ask clownmug.