This PC can't run Windows 11

Message by the PC health check program or the windows 11 setup when your PC does not support windows 11 because of the TPM 2.0 requirement bullshit

This PC can't run Windows 11
(X) This PC must support TPM 2.0

Me: What the fuck is TPM 2.0

by Sebby294 October 12, 2021

7-11's other tax

when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.

cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.

by Mark Elliott February 28, 2007

11-tee-7

an equation that means 11+7=18
117+0=117
117+117=234

the answer to the question is 11-tee-7

by STAR KINDDOM May 26, 2005

July 11 Cherry Slurpee Day

National cherry Slurpee day in honour of Alexei who died in the Netflix show Stranger Things.

Person A: Hey it's July 11 Cherry Slurpee day! We have to buy a Cherry Slurpee to honour Alexei!
Person B: I hate Alexei!
Person A: I HATE YOU!!!!!

by Alexei42069666 October 15, 2019

11/17/21

i found him <3

him: i love you
me: i love you too <3

11/17/21

by ilovehim<33 November 22, 2021

26/11 and 9/2

The ratio of Republicans to Democrats in each house who have tested positive for coronavirus as of 12/17/2020.

26 Republicans vs 11 Democratic House members, 9 Republican vs 2 Democratic Senators have tested positive for coronavirus. Who can guess which party denied the danger of the virus, denied the reality of the pandemic, denied the importance of masks and social distancing? ... 26/11 and 9/2 ... Anyone?

by Monkey's Dad December 18, 2020

11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

by Vince! May 18, 2008