Bronte loves a bit of meth with her gluten free porridge in the morning, and she finishes off her porridge with her boyfriends cum to kick start her day but her infected nipple piercing makes her have small aneurysms quite often but she’s a doozy lad
by Yozabraz May 06, 2020
by you're mom 101 April 20, 2020
When you sleep over at a guys house and he puts his foot in your mouth but then the girl throws up and uses the throw up as lube
by Pooppoopcat April 16, 2020
by Krystalpink September 07, 2021
by googleberg January 28, 2009
When a girl be so desperate that she drives in a golf cart to her brothers house and asks him to give her his dingaling dong. She gives it to her all night and she can’t walk by the morning but then to her surprise their golden retriever was watching them having sex and he learnt all the positions. The next morning the girl walks out the room to see the dog jumping the pillow vigorously. “Would you like to have a try?” She asks the dog. Then they proceed to have sex in front of her brothers door. Her brother walks out and sees the puddles of water and her and the dog doing a sloppy 69. Then he decides to join them. They do 69 threesome for hours until their parents turn up at the house. The mum is so afraid at the sight of her daughter and son having sex with a dog that she faints and their dad runs out of the house screaming.
“I done a dirty Georgina with my brother last night. But now we have no parents, but atleast we can just fuck each other all day”
by Mucshakecumquatman January 26, 2021
The dirty gorilla is when two "gorillas" are having intercourse with a young female, preferable of the white origon, and said female takes a nasty dump on the one gorillas penis. The gorilla then slaps the female in the face with his shit stained penis creating a shit beard.
Guy 1: Yo n-word jim, me and you totally destroyed that white bitch last night.
N-word Jim: I know I can't believe you gave her the dirty gorilla.
Guy 1: I bet that ho still has pink eye from that shit beard.
N-word Jim: I know I can't believe you gave her the dirty gorilla.
Guy 1: I bet that ho still has pink eye from that shit beard.
by Professor Titsausage July 01, 2011