Dirty omelette

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013

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The Dirty Gorilla

The dirty gorilla is when two "gorillas" are having intercourse with a young female, preferable of the white origon, and said female takes a nasty dump on the one gorillas penis. The gorilla then slaps the female in the face with his shit stained penis creating a shit beard.

Guy 1: Yo n-word jim, me and you totally destroyed that white bitch last night.

N-word Jim: I know I can't believe you gave her the dirty gorilla.

Guy 1: I bet that ho still has pink eye from that shit beard.

by Professor Titsausage July 2, 2011

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Dirty Monogamy

This term refers to couples that engage in deviant sexual acts and practices for physical pleasure and/or a psychological thrill. The sexual acts and practices may involve other people, animals, and/or inanimate objects. Also, they may be consensual/non-consensual, distressing, extremely dangerous, disturbing, and/or socially inappropriate. Dirty Monogamy includes (but not limited to):

Voyeurism

Exhibitionism

Frotteurism

Fetishism

Pedophilia

Masochism

Sadism

Transvestism
Zoophilia

Necrophilia

Paraphilia NOS

Examples of Dirty Monogamy are Couples that practice "swinging" or "mate-swapping", having sex in public places, performing BDSM, or role-reversal/role-playing.

by Ocean Darksun September 24, 2011

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Dirty Dijon

When you turn a girl on her back after fucking her, and take a shit on her back, except for lunch the guy had corn. Giving his shit a yellowish brown colour.

Pippa got dirty dijon-ed last night.

by teclovin' October 10, 2011

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