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my money dont jiggle jiggle

My money dont jiggle jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact, no slack
But luckily the seats go back
I got a knack to relax in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
by Jax.x May 3, 2022
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blow wind up my skirt

to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear
"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)
by wfk1961 September 29, 2015
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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
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Get off my jock strap

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!
Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!
by Al nordin August 31, 2011
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I bite my thumb at thou!

Actually, Shakespeare never used this specific phrase. If he had, the gramtically correct way to say it would be "I bite my thumb at thee!"
I will bite my thumb at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.

--Shakespeare (from Romeo and Juliet)
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!
by trashscn November 23, 2016
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