Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

Kamren loves Jaylee more

Sorry but it's true all Kamrens love Jaylee more then Jaylees love Kamren

Sorry I just a fact Kamren loves Jaylee more

by Theylovekam999 August 3, 2022

Glory S’more

The glorious snack named Glory S’more is the combination of cum and poo from doing anal. While being made between the 2 crackers of big bums.

Wow babe your more then just a snack, your a Glory S’more!

by Philmccock August 7, 2022

Edward George Morschel

Literally the inventor of sex. menace, very good at PVP. get good bozos. Is very hot and loves little kids. The arch enemy of Steve Kerr and Al-Qaeda. Got a 5.59 K/D on Cod Modern Warfare

Edward George Morschel is a menace and he is beautiful

by SpecialEd7211 August 16, 2022

Rick and Morty

When two males have sexual intercourse with a dead body after rigor mortis sets in.

Larry and Christopher waited 8hrs to have a Rick and Morty with Linda after she passed from cancer.

by Swobble793 August 28, 2022

Schrodinger’s Morbius

A phenomenon where no one knows if Micheal Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” due to nobody ever having watched the movie. People make memes about him saying “it’s morbin time” but people make memes about him not saying “it’s morbin time”, and no one knows who’s correct because no one watched Morbius

Person 1:”Hey, did Micheal Morbius say “its morbin time” in the movie?”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”

by Person number 6747568377 September 3, 2022