High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

I Don’t give A Shit!

Not giving a Shit(Not caring)

I don’t Give a Shit! That You stole his Bike!

by Makkyak May 1, 2020

fuck you and your shit

The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.

Nice kid fuck you and your shit

by benjigraal June 6, 2020

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020

He’s on some blade shit

He’s acting sus like a fruity funbun ass mfer

“Why he do that he’s on some blade shit”

by anonymous September 15, 2020

national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

That's some African Shit Bih

When an event that typically occurs in Africa happens to you.

That's some African Shit Bih, that only happens in Africa right there.
Joe: My dude look at that big bee, It's almost the size of a football.
Shai: Damn, that some African shit Bih

by JohnHorpe March 19, 2017