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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell
by Channman March 5, 2017
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shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
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national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020
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POFS (piece of fucking shit)

On account of your comment, sir, it is safe to confidently conclude that you're a genuine retarded racist POFS (piece of fucking shit) and i hope you continue to live a miserable fucking life in your tiny little bubble and remain forever irrelevant :)
by ballsackdeep July 1, 2017
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Shitcicle [shit-ci-kuhl]

Noun
1) A frozen mass of shit
2) A long cylindrical tube of frozen shit
Shitcicle shit-ci-kuhl

My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.
by Mistergtr1 February 13, 2022
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Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
Officer craps n shits killed a baby
by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021
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