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Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses
Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff
by Mallikizzle August 4, 2008
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Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
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real thug shit

real thug shit is where gay niggers are twerking, that's some real thug shit.
holy shit! that's some real thug shit right there!
by gayassfaggotkidpounder445 June 30, 2021
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Dog Shit Centeral

A place or area that turns out to be or is more boring than expected
The Tramshed is fuckin Dog Shit Central
by Barry Pap April 29, 2003
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Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole
Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker
by Your mom April 28, 2004
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jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.
Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!
by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006
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Fuck This Shit I'm Out

It means that you don't care and you really want to have nothing to do with something, but it's also well known from a meme song which is actually called "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" (You can find it on Youtube).
*You see something, that you really don't care*

'Fuck this shit I'm out.'
by TheNightFury August 1, 2018
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