your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

by millihenry November 8, 2018

Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

by Weenman September 6, 2018

watch out for my body rolls

a yeasting yeats song

watch out for my body rolls you small non body roll boi

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

Rub my tits like pomegranate

Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.

Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.

by MousaTaghi November 26, 2019

Bippity Boppity You Are My Property

When someone says this to you, you immediately become their property and must submit to their will

Person 1: Hey was--
Person 2: Bippity boppity you are my property
Person 1: Yes master

by Turd_Nugget January 25, 2020

that really grinds my maple leafs

Pisses you off, or annoy you.

TIMMY TANG: THAT REALLY GRINDS MY MAPLE LEAFS, what he just did to me.

by KFSTIMY July 13, 2012

my best friend forever and ever

If someone is your best friend forever and ever they will do everything to protect you. Someone who will stick with you forever is often someone who has or will hurt in some way. Your best friend forever and ever will do anything for you even if it means sacrificing something they love. You will do everything with your best friend forever and ever and when ever you guys had the chance as kids you would ask for a sleepover.

Your best friend forever and ever is going to be one of your first ever friends. If someone is your best friend forever and ever they will grow up with you. You will see them change and they will see you change. No matter what it is you guys will always agree. If you have a best friend forever and ever you consider them a sibling and they will have your back no matter what and Vice versa.

You will often share the same music genre with your friend. Music is one of the things that connect people the most and if your friend doesn’t have the same music sense that you do you guys probably won’t stay friend’s forever. Most friends bond over one kind of music the others the other one may not like but as long as you guys are bonded with at least one genre your safe.

Best friends forever and ever will support your interests no matter what. Either by liking it to or just supporting it.

If you have a friend who you know will stay with you forever and ever. They your bitch and will always be. FUCK YOU NON BELIEVERS FRIENDS FOREVER! FUCK YEAH!

Wendy is my best friend forever and ever!

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Shout out to your best friend forever and ever

by That!d!ot@ngie June 19, 2021