by punk0rama October 08, 2003
Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes
by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014
by RaqCity April 08, 2012
the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"
I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend
by pyro1507 April 01, 2011
When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.
1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.
2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.
2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.
by Interboro May 03, 2011
A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.
by KImCobain March 02, 2015
Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.
by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010