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Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019
mugGet the Your dad sad, he got no life or wifemug.

leeknows wife

we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER
leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity
by leeknowswifey May 20, 2023
mugGet the leeknows wifemug.

summers wife

she is the best person in the worl bc shes summers
by buuuuud October 19, 2021
mugGet the summers wifemug.

banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
mugGet the banging the wifemug.

Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.
Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "
mugGet the Model wifemug.

Wife Beater Day

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library
Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day
by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023
mugGet the Wife Beater Daymug.

Wife in law

by 459395 March 28, 2023
mugGet the Wife in lawmug.

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