unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)

Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.

by c coop September 30, 2025

Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025

unicorn

horse with a horn

example:
guy: it looks so pretty outside today
gurt: holy fuck is that a horse with a horn
randomguy: yogurt
gurt: yo
randomguy: thats called a unicorn
gurt: ty gng

by Rifel82 December 28, 2025

Unicorn

A gay house-husband, usually younger than his partner & often a trophy-boy

Patrick finally settled down & has a hot unicorn!

by The good twin NM January 14, 2026

winged unicorn

Woman lies face down on the bed with arms outstretched. The man mounts on top of her, inserts both testicles in her anus and also outstretches his arms.

My balls are so sore from the winged unicorn last night.

by sic phuk March 14, 2010

silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all

"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"

by Him hitachi October 5, 2013

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013