turtle butt

A person, often an elderly republican conservative principal of an elementary school, who oppresses young children with rules and regulations when they really should just be have fun and laughing.

Said to a 5 year old child, "That Principal Stevens is a Turtle Butt!"

by CQUINN October 23, 2005

turtle power

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

Snapping Turtle

Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.

"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"

by nruss June 15, 2015

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 14, 2004

turtle soup

The smell in the air during or after someone has some hot steamy sex, usually with a girl of the trailer park variety. Also known as dirty butts.

Damn!! It smells like someone is cooking turtle soup in this bitch!!!! Tell your girl to wash her ass!!!!

by Chu-arlie January 11, 2010

Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.

Turtle Head

by Teadrinker May 21, 2009

Turtle Dove

While having sex and right before the man is about to ejaculate, he takes his penis out, points it into the air above the partners head, and ejaculates all over her.

"tonight, can you show me how to turtle dove?"

"Babe, i am going to turtle dove tonight..."

by Bob Bobby Bobbyman March 06, 2009