Tim Walz

The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.

Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house

Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.

by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024

Tim Cheese

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah man, Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"

"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."

by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

Tim

Somebody who always goes to resi, gets all girls‘ feet and never unter🅱️unkts

„Look at him he has feetpics good grades and always visites the resi“

„What a Tim“

by Thot_punisher December 1, 2018

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019

Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024