country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023

Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.

"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"

by Rural Bender Ray January 16, 2023

National love a country boy day

Go love a country boy cause there as hot as they get

I'm gonna go love a country boy since it's National love a country boy day, February 27!

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025

Back Country

A hairy butthole.

Ryan's back country is gnarly .

by crazycoolcake February 20, 2021