Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.

The Chicago Bears are hopeless.

by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011

gummy bear

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.

Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.

by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008

koala bear

Very cute but very evil lil marsupials

there cute and cuddly, but they will fuck you up, koalas r gangster

by Big Robert April 7, 2005

Mikkey Bear

The epitome of cuteness.

"That chick is such a Mikkey Bear."

by theoreocakester February 5, 2010

Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.

1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.

by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009

Money for Bears

If a person has more money than is needed for a specific purpose or has a large amount of moeny in general it can be described as having 'Money for Bears' This is of course contextual to the situation.

The literal translation; Money for Bears - Enough money to feed a small family of bears.

a person goes out for a night clubbing and usually would spend about 30 but brings out more than 50, it can be described as money for bears.

going down the pub for a drink or two costs less than 10, more than 20 and this person has money for bears.

by Maximelf January 9, 2010

bear ice

Really fucking powerful ice

Oh shit yeah this bear ice is awesome

by theiceman92 May 9, 2011