Reed smith

The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.

“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.

by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020

smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 January 9, 2008

Will Smith Turnt

when you are so turnt, that you are convinced that you indeed are the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, himself.

The Jawn Squad was so buzzed off that nicotine high, that they finally were able to experience being Will Smith Turnt . Jordan even broke out into themesong as the rest of them were breakdancing.

by bturnt February 10, 2015

Smith

A penis.

That pinkie has a tiny smith!

That golden has a massive smith!

by Mod Markdonalds July 16, 2018

Will Smith

To violently attack another black man and then get a standing ovation by libertards

That man just Will Smith’d his brother for tipping the waiter.

by Lesgo Brandon April 17, 2022

Alyson Smith

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. An absolute bhaddie. She keeps no secrets and every boy in the world wants her. All the girls want to have those blue eyes and that long blonde hair

Alyson Smith is gorgeous

by Charlie Davis888 January 9, 2021

Dirty Cormac Smith

When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!

by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022