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Laugh horny

It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023
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Horny

Horny.
Horny.
by PapaSmellsJizz May 25, 2021
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Horny Holiday

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.
Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"
by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021
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horny

are you horny?
by w@tt March 19, 2019
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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up
i swear mike keene is a horny matt
by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020
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