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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
mugGet the Unicorn Spitmug.

Unicorn

A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time
He seems perfect he must be a unicorn
by Almighty one May 16, 2022
mugGet the Unicornmug.

unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015
mugGet the unicorn toesmug.

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
by Thatmlggamer September 15, 2016
mugGet the ghost unicornmug.

Rainbow unicorn

When one homie straps a dildo to his head and helps another homie out with his constipation
John was such a homie, he pulled a rainbow unicorn on my ass.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
mugGet the Rainbow unicornmug.

Unicorn

The man that wants to know you and understand your mind before any physical contact.
Guuuurrrrl, he’s a unicorn if he hasn’t even tried to kiss you yet.
by Billy-Soo May 5, 2020
mugGet the Unicornmug.

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