Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.

I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.

by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020