Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.
“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”
by Jimbo10101 April 09, 2022
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Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 28, 2017
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Hoodie Fingerer

When the string of the Hoodie is out of the hole and you need to finger it back in
"OMG"! "Edoardo so good at being a hoodie fingerer"!
by Hoddie fingerer69 November 09, 2020
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the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.
Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.
by salt daddy October 24, 2014
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Finger comb

A substitute for an actual hair comb or brush that you do not have.
You: Dang, I left my hair brush in my other purse.

Concerned friend: I have one, do you wanna borrow mine?

You: No thanks, you may have lice, I'll just finger comb my hair.
by Sharkyire May 23, 2010
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milk fingers

When you dunk your Oreos into milk using your fingers and get milk on them.
Ha! He didn't use a fork to dunk his Oreos, and now he has milk fingers!
by savvykam April 11, 2017
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waist finger

Person 1: Bro i got a huge waist finger
Person 2: a what..
Person 1: a waist finger. Like a penis
by Future Neo March 18, 2022
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