downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 5, 2016

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021

waist finger

A penis

Person 1: Bro i got a huge waist finger
Person 2: a what..
Person 1: a waist finger. Like a penis

by Future Neo March 17, 2022

Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.

"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"

by krissy betch August 6, 2013

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

Finger Diarrhea

This is what happens when someone misspells a word over and over in a chat room, while trying to correct it at the same time.

*in a chat room*
Johnny: man I am fucking loving this plamsa lamp
Johnny: plasam*
Johnny: plsama*
Johnny: FUCK
Danny: nice finger diarrhea, mate

by H4NS October 10, 2014

finger folder

female version of a wank back when you add pictures to finger to

i'll add that picture to my finger folder!

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020