a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
by k+kd September 20, 2012
Get the chazzer cheesemug. A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.
by smeg man September 3, 2009
Get the scrottage cheesemug. by astro donger May 8, 2005
Get the cheese feetmug. The build up of dead skin, lint, dirt, etc. that accumulates in the moist regions under a large sagging breast due to improper cleaning.
by ATL Breastman October 6, 2008
Get the Breast Cheesemug. by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007
Get the naked cheesemug. Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
by MarkLP May 11, 2010
Get the Cottage Cheesingmug. 1. (n) The condition that arises when sweat is produced between a pair of big tits and a cheesy odor arises. The odor produced has been said to smell like goat or feta cheese. This condition is usally cured by putting deoderant between and under a set of big breats.
by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006
Get the Cheese titsmug.