The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014
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Get the Canadian fire sex mug.This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.
Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
Get the The Canadian Knuckle Buster mug.When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.
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Get the Canadian Back-Slasher mug.During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.
by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022
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Get the canadian n-word mug.Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.
Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.
by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021
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