Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.

The Chicago Bears are hopeless.

by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011

gummy bear

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.

Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.

by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008

koala bear

Very cute but very evil lil marsupials

there cute and cuddly, but they will fuck you up, koalas r gangster

by Big Robert April 7, 2005

trap a bear

Verb: To take a pinch of grizzly and put it between the gums and lips. Does not necessarily pertain to grizzly but makes the most sense as this is where the saying comes from.

Synonyms: Put in a big hog, take a pinch, pack a lip

"I think its about time to trap a bear while I wait for the deer to show up (or fish to bite)"

by urbanfarmer94 December 9, 2014

Bear Tag

Sleeping with an ugly girl. Then posing with her for a photo like she's a hunters dead trophy. Then posting the picture in a slide show presentation with a bunch of other guys (hunters) who are also trying to "Tag A Bear", and who all bet money that they will have the ugliest girl. The man who hunted the biggest gnarliest bear wins the pot!

-Dude did you fill your bear tag this year? The semester is almost over.

-Yeah dude I fucked Fat Helga last night!

by callmejohnwayne May 13, 2013

toffee bear

to nibble on a piece of toffee as if you were a bear

hey everyone let’s nibble on toffee bear and post a toffee butt

by numnumneyumner September 10, 2018

Bear Cloud

In the t.v show lost, the strange black cloud and the one random polar bear merge together to form and epic Bear Cloud. This amalgam of two great forces proceed to devour and destroy every single person on the island. This ending would have made a lot more sense than the actual ending....

epic as Bear Cloud action last night on lost ey, pretty much bear-clouded the shit out of that island for shit" "yeah mate the Bear Cloud is way better than the first crap they tried to feed us as an ending, shiiiiiiiiiit.... epic

by Bear Cloud Boorhaman June 10, 2010